Yellow Flicker Beat ~ Lorde

17 hours ago with 4,955 notes


when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

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18 hours ago with 55,788 notes
  1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
  2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
  3. Do not cheat.
  4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
  5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
  6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
  7. Just be a decent fucking person.

21 hours ago with 196,861 notes
Anonymous: Your pretty hot, Got a Boyfriend? 

Sure do.

22 hours ago with 0 notes


when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

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1 day ago with 19,896 notes
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
person: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
person: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
person: i think i'll go with my third option.
society: what third option?
person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

1 day ago with 341,058 notes